82 Quotes by James Woods

We know exactly what our plant is going to cost,

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. Not unless I was paid for it. None of them ever did me any favors.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

So you can say whatever you want and quote me however you want about politics and make the next payday, and that's fine because I'm making that deal with you, but just mention the movie along the way, OK?

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.