85 Quotes by Jane Wagner

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

Infinity: Time on an ego trip.