85 Quotes by Jane Wagner

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?