227 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.