227 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America.

I would say that, unfortunately, the word liberal has been redefined over the last 30 years as if it is a bad thing. But liberalism is a great American philosophy. Being a liberal is one of the best things you can be. I don't think they get a fair shake at all in the conservative mainstream media. So maybe there's some intimidation there.

I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of an audience was not going to be easy. It would be really hard to get people to pay attention to me without mocking me. Getting a breast reduction to prepare for my career was no different from people who work to get good grades to get into a good college to get into a good graduate school to get a good job. I went down to a B cup, and it was the best thing in the whole world.

I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other.

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is small, and it's easy to fill up. But the older you get, the bigger the glass gets, and the same amount of liquid doesn't fill it anymore. Periodically, the glass has to be refilled.