227 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

It’s been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you’re older, unless you’re one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep.

I would say just in general, in life, I’m more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

The Bible, I’ve said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.

I don’t have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

Let’s be very honest about what this is about. It’s not about bashing Democrats, it’s not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don’t know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

Well I don’t know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don’t have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went “whoooooo!”

I’m not religious anymore, but I think it’s like papal infallibility, which is a ridiculous man-made tenet, like what I believe most religious tenets to be, are man-made after the fact.

We’re our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.