227 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

The term ‘celebrity’ makes my skin crawl.

I can’t wait for the next fad though, and I predict it’s going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It’s going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it’s not me who has said I was political.

Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We’re our own worse enemies sometimes but I still blame men.

Pedestrian’s rights – because we live in California, I’ve got to address this issue. I don’t know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if I’m walking, I’m all for it, but if I’m driving, that’s a whole other can of worms.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on ‘The Larry Sanders Show!’

TV, it’s a director’s medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you’re standing so they can do the lighting, that’s what I don’t like.

Sage advice? If you’re drunk, stay away from the phone. You can’t get the answering machine message back.

I do not enjoy when people don’t like me.