227 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

When I see the American flag, I go, ‘Oh my God, you’re insulting me.’

German accents and Hassidic accents aren’t that romantic. They’re more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There’s this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it’s so attractive. Maybe it’s who’s speaking it.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it – queefing? I don’t know what you young people are calling it.

I don’t understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.

I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

You know, I’ve had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

I’m a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at ‘Second City,’ ‘SNL,’ in sitcoms and in film.

I don’t hate myself, as a general rule. I’d say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.