227 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn’t be bothered – that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It’s so off-putting.

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast – especially Dave Foley – so I think I did a terrible job.

I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don’t speak at all, and he’ll be friendly to you.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It’s going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I don’t think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about what this is going to cost in life and in dollars, what the dangers are, retaliatory strikes, once it happens. This is not a war that needs to happen immediately, if ever.

Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn’t get along in any setting.

But let me ask you this though, first and foremost: who’s your favorite Spice Girl? Mine is Sporty Spice and I’ll tell you why. You know what? She might not be as aesthetically pleasant as the rest but she’ll do a backflip and steal your heart.

I think that by staying out of shape at the age of 33 I’m doing myself a huge favor for my future. There will never be anyone commenting on how I’ve ‘let myself go.’ I’ve gone. It’s gone. It’s not going, it’s GONE.

I’m almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you’re just taken out of that realm. So it’s not anything that particularly confronts me very much at all.