227 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I would tell the Democrats in Washington who are trying to be civil with the "bipartisanship" to please stop and let the joker die once and for all, let the agents of chaos hit the pavement, stop picking them up.

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.

As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.