2 Quotes by Janette Barber

  • Author Janette Barber
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    When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn’t taste that bad.

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  • Author Janette Barber
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    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

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