562 Quotes by Jarod Kintz

It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless, when in fact you are far less than fearless – you are clueless.

The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her.

I’ve demanded of myself to be more demanding of others.

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

I like to spoon after I fork.

Because I’m emotionally immature, I’d prefer letting go of you early and always remembering you as you were, rather than hanging on and letting things develop and blossom and then eventually decay.

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.

I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.

Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person.