562 Quotes by Jarod Kintz

Flower petals in the breeze look like a butterfly flapping its wings. My love for you takes flight like a white orchid blushing pink.

I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a whisper in the future. And all those who are caught whispering will be shot.

I’m about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler.

I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.

She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.

I have a real problem keeping friends. I’m always running out of space in my freezer.

With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?

This year I vow to learn how to garden. I will be the Farmer of Love and grow in understanding and forgiveness.

When people change, I’m disappointed they’re not who I remember them being. And when people don’t change, I’m disappointed they still are who they were. All people do is disappoint, and I do mean all people.