562 Quotes by Jarod Kintz

Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.

The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her.

I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just going to skulk for a bit, when out of the blue I discovered my green thumb and ended up doing a bit of gardening. I really had no idea I was such a badass until that moment.

Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.

I wish a person could self-slap himself to wake up his conscience, like coffee does for consciousness.

Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March I’ll be 26. If man weren’t measured in numbers, but rather letters, I’d be turning Z. And then I’d be dead.

I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop.

A rose will wilt in short time, but my garden is more vivacious for having one in it. Love is even more fragrant, but often just as fragile and fleeting, but I eagerly accept the joy of it now, knowing the cost is the pain of loss later.