562 Quotes by Jarod Kintz

I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?

Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.

I met two twins, each named Dakota. I nicknamed the older one North, and the younger one I called – you guessed it – Cock Tease.

I had a dream about you. I said green was blue and yellow, and you said green was yellow and blue. You were like that with everything I said, taking the exact opposite stance, yet completely agreeing with me. That’s how I knew you loved me.

I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything about politics?

Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.

I went fishing, and I caught a minnow. If you think that's tiny, you should see the bait I was using. What micro fish could resist my love?

Pride must be a summer thing, because it comes before the fall.

Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one especially if that one is me.