562 Quotes by Jarod Kintz

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins.

Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of ?I?m listening.?

College has given me the confidence I need to fail.

Design is body language for inanimate objects.

I find wisdom in the waves. Goodbye is a hello to a life without you.

Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one — especially if that one is me.

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other's hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline.

If I could lick the sunset, I'll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.