562 Quotes by Jarod Kintz

I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should be Shopper of the Year.

A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky.

A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don't hang it on the wall like that. It's upside down.

I'd love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks what it is I'd tell him it's a landscape painting of Key West from the perspective of an optimistic blind man.

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.

The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of.

You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn't fit inside. But just because it won't fit, doesn't mean you shouldn't empty the trash.

Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows.

Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.