8 Quotes by Jason Krumbine

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.

Delusions are a vital part of my existence.

Denial is an essential part of my existence. Without it, I am nothing.

This is going to be so awesome,” Summer said. “I can feel it in my toes. My excitement toes are tingling.

Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Even Harry Potter.

Faith threw her hands up. “Okay. I give up!”Summer smiled. “Does that mean I win?”“Sure,” Faith said.“Yay!” Summer exclaimed. “What do I win? Do I win a unicorn? I think I should totally win a unicorn. But a real one, not a fake one.

Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.

Oh, wait a minute, I was supposed to be cutting back on the self-delusion, wasn't I? Whoops.