56 Quotes by Jay London
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I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
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After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
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I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
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I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
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I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
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