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I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
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I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
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They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
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I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
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