56 Quotes by Jay London
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I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
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I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
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A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
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I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
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I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.
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I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.
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I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'.
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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
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