56 Quotes by Jay London

Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good.

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

I slept with this girl, in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed? She said one pig in the blanket was enough.

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

I model irregular clothing.