97 Quotes by Jean Kerr

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.