438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.