438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

There's no down time any more.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck