438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.