438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.