438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.