438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.