438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn...

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.