438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.