438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.