438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.