438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk?' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana.

Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out for me and makes sure I don't have to do anything on the show that would upset David. I was warned when I started a sketch comedy show that they could be cutthroat, but it's been like a family.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of

We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

You don't have anything; you don't own anything.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.