438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn’t go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That’s always kind of a weird set to try to put together.