438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.