438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

I’ve got keys to crap I’ve never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

I don’t know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan’s Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

If you’re a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That’s almost on the bucket list, to hear Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird” live.

It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

I’ve gotten to the point I won’t even watch the 11 o’clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication.

It’s sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn’t have to.

The biggest thing I’ve learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.