438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You may be a redneck if...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not a professional anymore.

If you think the last 4 words of the national anthem are gentlemen, start your engines, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not a professional anymore.