438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

If you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay, or married.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

Hell, when I was in high school, a drive-by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!