48 Quotes by Jeff Garlin

I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies.

I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.

I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting.

I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.

I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !