102 Quotes by Jeff Goldblum

Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come.

Oh yeah, oohing and ahhing, that's how it always starts, but later there's the running and screaming.

I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces!

I'm always interested in the unexpected and know that things, especially in show business, but in life generally, are inevitably fleeting to one extent.

I had a brother who died early on - he was 23 when I was 19. And, boy, I certainly didn't expect that. That was utterly shocking.

There is a fine line between passion and gas.

No. I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.

Don't knock rationalization. Where would we be without it? I don't know anyone who'd get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex. Have you ever gone a week without a rationalization?

I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.