169 Quotes by Jeff Kinney

I`m basically one of the best people I know.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

that if you don't read nobody does

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby.

When I first learned about Abrams and saw the types of books they were making, I knew I wanted my books to be published by them. Abrams books are special-when you hold one in your hands, you have the feeling that this book needed to be made. I once heard an artist say that books are fetish objects-I think Abrams gets that, because their books demand to be treasured. So who better to give comics art its proper due? I feel privileged to have found a home with Abrams.