169 Quotes by Jeff Kinney

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg

I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot

hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.