169 Quotes by Jeff Kinney

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are...

You know, back in the old days adults were respected because of how wise they were, and people went to them to help settle disputes. Nowadays it’s a whole different world, and half the time I wonder if grown-ups should really be in charge.

Because it’s our choices that makes us who we are...