169 Quotes by Jeff Kinney

And if you don’t spend every second outdoors, people think there’s someting wrong with you.

Well, the problem is, it’s not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I’m pretty much one of the best people I know.

Manny has it made in church.

Mom is always saying I’m a smart kid, but that I just don’t apply myself.

Mom always says I need to spend less time on the couch and more time being active. But the way I see it. I’m just conserving my energy for later on. When all my friends are in their eighties and their bodies are broken down, I’ll just be getting started.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I’d written a children’s book.

The man looks outside. The house is totally surrounded by night crawlers.

I think it’s important for me to keep my childhood friends so that later on someone can appreciate how far I’ve come.

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is “bullies” such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.