4 Quotes by Jeff Stilson

Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.

Women are more verbal than men. That’s why when you see an elderly couple together, it’s always the man who has the hearing aid.

There’s only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren’t afraid of vacuum cleaners.

I’m not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.