19 Quotes by Jeff Strand

I'm not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life. I’m not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life. I’m not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life.I’m not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life.I’m not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life.

I know I’ll die someday, but I buy books like an immortal.

I didn’t do anything to you.” “You’re right. You didn’t. And if I kept shouting ‘Revenge!’ the whole time I was cutting you, that argument would have some substance. But since I’ve given no indication that my actions are vengeance-based, it was a pointless thing to say.

What makes you think I’m coping?” “Well, for one thing, you’re not lying on the floor in the fetal position. That’s a good start.

Culinary incompetence could explain the first six or seven meals, but more than that had to be culinary malice.

You don’t want me to die alone, do you? Nobody should have to die alone.” “You won’t be alone,” said Rachel. “The assassin will be there with you.

New York, New York. The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. Spider-Man’s hometown. I assume it’s a pretty cool place to visit, when you’re not stuck in a fleabag motel for three days cramming for finals week in the psychopath exams.

I’m not sure when “destruction” officially becomes a “rampage,” but when that vampire started kicking down the buildings next to the police station I decided that we had a good old fashioned rampage on our hands.

You know Hitler? I like Hitler more than I like you, and I’m a Jew.