4 Quotes by Jenn Cooksey



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    Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.

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    The numbers are staggering. I swear I read somewhere that in every one thousand times a couple has unprotected sex, they'll get pregnant one billion times.

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