17 Quotes by Jennifer Esposito

One night this guy actually said to me, "Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night." It was so silly I didn't even get it. With lines like that, you might as well just stay at home.

I saw this girl in a magazine the other day and thought she looked familiar; then I realized she was one of those porno women.

One night I was in bed-and remember that I'm on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the floor, watching me with his beady little crab eyes. I think he wanted to get in bed with me.

I was screaming constantly, on the set, in my room... everywhere.

Give me civilization. I don't want to be pampered.

Well, I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I mean, I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe.

Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created.

You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico.

If I moved, he moved. If I stopped, he stopped. It was a duel.