17 Quotes by Jennifer Esposito

You can touch up and they don't feel like they have a ton of gunk on their hair.

You want a lesson? I’ll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father’s from Puerto Rico. My mother’s from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico.

Waitressing – by far the worst job ever created.

Give me civilization. I don’t want to be pampered.

You have an autoimmune disease, and it’s not pretty, but you can rebuild your life in a new way.

One night I was in bed-and remember that I’m on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the floor, watching me with his beady little crab eyes. I think he wanted to get in bed with me.

Stop trying to make things the way you want them or the way you perceive they should be. Instead, see things the way they actually are. As ugly and as beautiful. Therein lies your freedom. Therein lies your answer. And let it be.

Well, I’m Italian, but my family isn’t stereotypical. I mean, I only have one sister and we don’t yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn’t even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe.